12-14-1988: Cold Open: Dave "raps" with the Peace Children, who turn out to be Soviet KGB midgets. The magazine "Auto Weekly" advertises a 1970 Cadillac once owned by Jane Pauley, so Dave calls the owner and pays $6,500 for it.
12-14-1989: Throughout the show bowling champion Mike Aulby bowls in the 6th floor hallway. Targets include eggnog, choirboy figurines, fruit cakes, champagne and a gingerbread house eventually leveled by guest Beverly D'Angelo.
12-14-1989: Top Ten Things Overheard at the Moscow McDonald's - 4. Volkov, KGB -- what's in the secret sauce?
12-14-1990: Top Ten Reasons To Give Dan Quayle a Raise - 4. To show appreciation for his defending Indiana during the Vietnam War.
12-14-1993: Mickey Ballantine finally gets time to shave Dave's beard as NBC nurse Theresa Carbonaro stands by in case there's too much blood.
12-14-1993: Top Ten Things Overheard On Clinton's New York Shopping Spree - 1. "Off my lap, tubby!"
12-14-1994: Dave catches thugs spray-painting "Dave Sucks" on the outside wall, so he changes "Dave" to "Regis." Later, Regis Philbin is seen repainting the grafitti once again, this time to "Dave Really Sucks."
12-14-1994: Top Ten Ways Democrats Can Increase Their Popularity - 3. Change name to "the political party formerly known as Prince."
12-14-1995: CBS Mailbag: "How old is your eggnog?" Dave invites Martin Short to taste the show's eggnog, causing him to fall sick immediately. Later, Harrison Ford enters drinking the bad nog.
12-14-1998: Flow chart on the impeachment process. Also, "Real Santa vs. New York City Santa" bit.
12-14-1998: Guests Robin Williams ("Patch Adams") and the lovely Natalie Merchant.
12-14-1998: PBS "documentary" chronicles Paul's Campaign for US Senator from New York; Pataki, Stephanopolous, C. DeForest, and Schumer appear.
12-14-1998: PBS "documentary" entitled ("Shaffer Campaign: A Look Back") chronicles Paul's campaign for U.S. Senator from New York; Pataki, Stephanopoulos, C. DeForest, and Schumer appear.
12-14-1998: Top Ten Things That Have Crossed President Clinton's Mind.
12-14-1999: "Hillary Clinton's Hanakuh" is a new CBS Special? Also, a Turkish guy plays ping pong in his underwear.
12-14-1999: Guests Blondie and the lovely Gwyneth Paltrow ("Talented Mr. Ripley). Dave tries to take Gwyneth's temperature.
12-14-1999: People across the country rejoice as, yet again, we go live via satellite to see Al Cordova sell luggage at Preston Luggage in Dallas, Texas.
12-14-1999: Top Ten Successful NASA Missions.
12-14-1999: Turkish guy plays ping pong in his underwear.
12-14-2000: Clinton Classic Joke involves Clinton blowing out the candles on his birthday cake. (Calvert does not wander out.)
12-14-2000: Dave continues to mock the "continuing election coverage": MSNBC's Bob Kerr is standing by? No, it's really a clip of him looking through documents.
12-14-2000: Guests Robert Klein and the lovely Helen Hunt, who just finished filming a Woody Allen movie.
12-14-2000: Know Your Current Events returns for the first time in four weeks, with Know Your Recent Photos of President-Elect George W Bush and Know Your Supreme Court Justices Who Wear Glasses. Later, Dave is annoyed--we see a clip of a guy sneaking out of the audience during KYCE.
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