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12-21-1982: It's Santa's Work-Out, as a muscleman in a Santa suit (Eric Hunter) promotes his book "Change Your Life Now: Santa's Guide to Total Fitness."
12-21-1987: Gerard Mulligan shows his scrapbook of Family Circus cartoons with Atlantic City showgirls "Cricket" (Laurie Diamond) and "Brandy" (Jasmine Lewis). A girder suddenly falls on Gerry; Dave saves his life, and the showgirls do a dance number.
12-21-1987: Top Ten Least-Known Norman Rockwell Paintings - 8. "The Circus Geek and the Cub Scout."
12-21-1988: after Lauren Hutton insinuated that Dave was being mean to her, Dave blew up: "I'm not mean! I'm just sitting here! ... Well, we've stunned the audience once again."
12-21-1988: Paul does his annual Cher impression of "O Holy Night, tonight with mood lighting (a disco mirror ball). Meanwhile, Chris Elliott kicks off his own G.E. Rockefeller Center Goodwill Tour, with a picture-phone tracing his travels to the make-up room outside the studio, the bird shop downstairs, and finally at Hurley's, where he's drunk. Speaking of drunk, Lauren Hutton brings beer with her on the show.
12-21-1988: Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Gifts - 1. Isotoner Diapers.
12-21-1989: Top Ten Other Mistakes on the Quayle Christmas Card - 5. Picture of Vice President nothing more than his head on Ann-Margret's body. 2. Third wise man shown giving Jesus National Guard deferment.
12-21-1990: Remote: Dave visits kids on the street and asks them about their Christmas wishes but soon gives up; instead, he picks up Elite Models and spends the day with them.
12-21-1990: Top Ten Real Reasons Shevardnadze Resigned - 9. Offered chance to be opening act for Yakov Smirnoff.
12-21-1993: The cast of "Miss Saigon" runs into the Ed Sullivan theater and takes bows for its performance in its own theater across the street.
12-21-1993: Top Ten Things Overheard At The Trump Wedding - 10. "Mother Theresa -- Nipsey Russel; Nipsey Russel -- Mother Theresa."
12-21-1994: Rupert Jee is invited into the theater to place on top of the show's Christmas tree his chosen ornament: a giant meatball. Later, Mujibur and Sirajul replace the meatball with a plastic red apple, and Dave hands out Rupert's meatball to an audience member. It's shortly seen placed under the audience seat.
12-21-1994: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House Christmas Party - 4. "I've never seen a wreath made of French fries before."
12-21-1995: After a video montage on the annual drinking of eggnog from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model get into a gigantic bowl of the liquid, later joined by Biff and the Goo Goo Dolls.
12-21-1998: "Roll Call" bit includes a Tony Randall appearance.
12-21-1998: A chart tracks President Clinton's Approval Rating.
12-21-1998: Dave rants about the song "We Will Rock You" being played at sporting events.
12-21-1998: Top Ten Good Things about Having Bill Clinton As Your Cellmate.
12-21-1999: "Dave's Video Collection" bit.
12-21-1999: A guy answering letters to Santa tells kids he doesn't exist.
12-21-1999: All night long, we get Lee Iacocca riding around outside on an electric bicycle. Also, we see past clips of Tony Lasorda, Art Garfunkel, and Walter Matthau.
12-21-1999: Biff shows us the huge full moon again.
12-21-1999: Second edition of Campaign 2000--Hillary's not booked yet.
12-21-1999: Top Ten Signs the Stress Is Getting to Santa.
12-21-2000: Clinton Classic Joke involves the Democrats accusing the Republicans of putting words in Lewinsky's mouth. Right after the joke, Calvert wanders out, sprays snow removal stuff on Camera 2, and leaves. Dave writes "hi" on the camera lens, cleans off the camera with a blue card, and spills some of the stuff on his suit pants.
12-21-2000: Clip: Kevin Costner from last night's CBS airing of "Bodyguard"-- he promises never-before-told behind-the-scenes stories.
12-21-2000: Dave tells some Christmas Party Stories: (1) Two people (one known, one unknown) were making out under the table. (2) Bill Wendell and Howard Stern were choking each other, and then Bill threw Howard out of the party. Bill thought Howard was crashing the party, but he was on the guest list. (3) Jack Welch (outgoing CEO of General Electric), a.k.a. "Neutron Jack" (the buildings remained, but he fired everyone), said "We love it when you call us weasels." (4) Al Maher (stagehand), drunk on cocktails, went up to Tom Brokaw and told him to go f*ck himself.
12-21-2000: Know Your Current Events is played for the last time before February 2001. Sandy from Annapolis plays Know Your Former "Know Your Current Events" Contestants.
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