12-28-1989: Top Ten Ways 1989 Could Have Been Worse - 10. The Exxon Valdez could have been loaded with Cher perfume. 9. Dom DeLuise as Batman.
12-28-1990: Dan Quayle's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions - 10. Think of snappy comeback to Bentsen for that "You're no Kennedy" remark. 2. Three words: catch road runner.
12-28-1993: Terry Bradshaw slaps Dave in the face. Later, Dave throws a football to Terry in the audience, making him stretch for the first time in years.
12-28-1993: Top Ten Ways Santa Relaxes - 10. Tours with his good buddy Jerry Garcia.
12-28-1994: Matthew Broderick's guest appearance gives Dave another excuse to do his tough-guy Broderick Crawford "Highway Patrol" impression.
12-28-1994: Top Ten Signs You're Sick of the Holidays - 6. You think you hear your Christmas tree taunting you (At this point the Christmas tree on the set says "Hey Letterman, you and Shaffer -- Dumb and Dumber. Ha ha ha ha!")
12-28-1995: CBS Mailbag: (1) hairpiece joke; (2) Dave in Victoria's Secret catalog; (3) Dave recalls last New Year's (fake and real versions); (4) Calvert in an apartment with a sexy woman.
12-28-1995: Remote: Dick Clark rehearsing New Year's countdown. Also, a still of Dan Rather throwing a snowball at a Giants game?
12-28-1995: Robin Williams shows a clip from his old show, "Mork and Mindy," featuring Dave as an egotistical "est"-like leader.
12-28-1995: Top Ten Most Returned Gift Items - 6. Pancake syrup from Ebola Farms.
12-28-1998: "Did They Keep Their Resolutions?" bit. Also, all night long, Biff models Christmas sweaters.
12-28-1998: Pat & Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts: Kenny plays Brad Pitt.
12-28-1998: Stagehand Harold Larkin changes "Jets Suck" graffiti to "NBA Sucks".
12-28-1998: Top Ten Things Beautiful Women Love about Dave, read on tape by Gwyneth Paltrow, Drew Barrymore, Jewel, Salma Hayek, Geena Davis, Helen Hunt, Marilyn Manson, Madonna, Whitney Houston, and Julia Roberts.
12-28-1999: "The Alan Kalter Minute": he hits on Jennifer Lopez.
12-28-1999: Campaign 2000: Dave calls Howard Wolfson (Hillary's campaign manager), who doesn't take the call seriously--he cracks jokes.
12-28-1999: Manic cooking with Bev Tanner. Also, a fake ad proclaims, "Pat Buchanan: America's #1 Racist".
12-28-1999: Top Ten Things First-Time Visitors to New York Say.
12-28-2000: "The Year in Review" bit includes a clip of Dave swearing at Richard Simmons on November 22.
12-28-2000: Clinton Classic Joke involves Clinton's annual physical, in which the doctor told him he had gained 18 pounds, prompting Clinton to ask about calorie-burning activities. No Calvert.
12-28-2000: Dave calls his office upstairs--Art answers (same as last night). Some callers don't like Dave. Dave speaks to Mary and asks her to tape "Jackass" for him. Dave calls back to tell Art to tell the complaining callers that the show is free.
12-28-2000: Dave mentions he got 8 cases of stove top stuffing for Y2K and still has them.
12-28-2000: Dave reminds snow shovelers: "Don't overdo it."
12-28-2000: Dave's New Year's message for the kids, and his biker buddies: "Ride straight."
12-28-2000: Guest Benjamin Bratt tells a story in which he used to drive an airport shuttle; one day, he met a guy who tried to convince him to go into "the bisexual lifestyle".
12-28-2000: NYC Police Chief Bill DeLace gives New Year's Eve tips including "Don't be stingy with the hooch."
12-28-2000: Reminder: Tomorrow night (postponed by one night?) will be the annual Cue Card Awards Dinner, with Inky, Dave, Bill Scheft, Gerard Mulligan, and maybe Dick Cavett. Inky is bringing his wife.
12-28-2000: Top Ten Signs It's Too Darn Cold in New York - 2. Empire State Building is Noticeably Shorter.
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