05-04-1982: Who Asked For It? Alex Linsky wants NY Yankee shortstop Willy Randolph to explain the bunt. Willy isn't available, so instead Peggy Cass explains and demonstrates.
05-04-1983: Late Night introduces a new clip policy: promos from specific movies are replaced with the "General All-Purpose Film Clip," a scene from a porno flick called "Oui Girls."
05-04-1989: While in Chicago, Chris Elliott introduces his dance troupe (writers Steve O'Donnell and Jeff Martin) in a production number from "Legs Capone."
05-04-1990: Top Ten Things that Will Get You Thrown Out of the AAA - 5. Calling up the office and asking, "AAA? How do you spell that?"
05-04-1993: Dave calls Meg Parsont across the street at Simon & Schuster and asks her to throw out of her window beach balls, which Biff will attempt to catch below on the street with his beach ball container.
05-04-1993: Top Ten Signs Your Therapist Hates You - 3. Whenever you tell him one of your dreams, he says, "Come on, that's an old 'Twilight Zone.'"
05-04-1994: Theme Comedy Night: "Happy Endings" feature firemen reuniting a kid with his dog, a birthday party, and Calvert in the hospital with leggy super-models.
05-04-1994: Top Ten Names for the Rolling Stones' Tour - 4. Cocoon 3.
05-04-1995: Tonight's "Cop on the Edge" is portrayed by Robert Pastorelli, replacing Bruno Kirby, who's also on the show as a guest. Later, they share a pie.
05-04-1995: Top Ten Signs Your Broadway Show is Going to Close - 6. New York Times review includes the word "sucks" 64 times.
05-04-1998: Clips of embarrassing moments from the first 1000 shows include "Let's Scare the Crap out of Rupert" and clips of Inky, Corky, and Biff.
05-04-1998: Dave shows the plaque his "Ed Sullivan friends" got him for his first 1000 shows.
05-04-1998: Maynard Ferguson (trumpet) sits in with the band.
05-04-1998: Still photo of Paul *running* in the Kentucky Derby.
05-04-1998: Top Ten Cool Things About Dating the President's Daughter - 7. That chemistry teacher who gave you a "D"? Deported to Iraq.
05-04-1999: Guests: "Magic" Johnson talks about a new Starbucks in Harlem; Sara Gentile is a 12-year-old who fought a law banning ice cream trucks.
05-04-1999: Paul Fiori (from 4/7/1999) is brought back to practice parallel parking again; he fails on the first try, but does much better on the second.
05-04-1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "incinerate" for 100 dollars. (Apparently there was a winner yesterday, but none is announced.)
05-04-1999: Top Ten New Slogans for the New WCW Cologne (closing music "Smells Like Teen Spirit").
05-04-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope: Special guest Rob Burnett and the bowling ball clip again.
05-04-2000: In one of my favorite bits of the year, guest Julia Louis-Dreyfus (who's there to promote "Gepetto") sings the "Sixteen Going On Seventeen" song and is joined on the vocal, in a surprise cameo, by Jerry Seinfeld, who's not the best singer in the world. *
05-04-2000: Know Your Current Events: For the second week in a row, Dave shows the players the answers. Well, at least they were playing interesting categories? Uh, Meat and Current Events.
05-04-2000: Pat and Kenny Read Oprah Transcripts. Kenny is Whitney Houston. Don't forget about PK: The Pat and Kenny magazine. Also, Top Ten Signs You Have a Lame Computer Virus.
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