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05-22-1985: Supermarket Finds include Square Egg Press, Hungarian Goulash Paste, and a Granny Fork.
05-22-1986: Cher makes her first appearance on Late Night and calls Dave an a--hole. The word is censored, so Dave tells viewers that she called him "an awfully nice guy."
05-22-1990: Dave calls Meg Parsont across the street at Simon and Schuster and delivers clams to her for her birthday next weekend. On Dave's suggestion, she heaves them out the window.
05-22-1991: Top Ten Other Approved Exercises for Bush - 6. Joining Secret Service in game of keep-away with Quayle's hat.
05-22-1992: Cold Open: Dave honors Johnny Carson's last night as Tonight Show host by airing clips of Carson's previous appearances on Late Night. He claims that Carson's show would have guaranteed the success of any program that followed it, even a show about "squirrels mating in a cage." Top Ten Things Carson Had To Do Before His Last Show: #6. Nail Matinee Lady one last time.
05-22-1995: Back in the U.S. from London, Paul thinks he's British, so Mujibur and Sirajul smack him with cricket bats.
05-22-1995: Top Ten Real Reasons Connie Chung is Leaving CBS - 3. Woke up one morning and thought: "Oh my God. I'm on CBS!"
05-22-1996: "Small Town News" bit.
05-22-1996: Dave wears glasses. (His contacts are "busted".) Also, a clip of Biff's quadruple-take yesterday.
05-22-1996: Stupid Human Tricks features Clare Dutra, who is her own date (by wrapping her arms around herself and grabbing her breasts from behind), Johnny Hazboun, who chugs tea with a chair on his head, Ray Macaraeg, who blows bubbles with a tarantula in his mouth, and James Thompson, who jumps rope with two women and a bass player on his back. Later, Dave guests on Larry King Live.
05-22-1996: Top Ten Ways Dole is Trying to Appear Younger - 6. Stores his dentures in a glass of Red Dog beer.
05-22-1997: "Steven Spielberg" (Gerard Mulligan) brings us a surprising clip of "Lost World". Also, Top Ten Reasons Tom Brokaw May Be Leaving NBC.
05-22-1997: Guest Matthew Broderick, who just got married, is played on with "The Wedding March". Also, Savion Glover and Stomp.
05-22-1997: Top Ten Reasons Tom Brokaw May Be Leaving NBC - 4. Whenever he eats lunch at the NBC Commissary, Willard's toupee rubs against his leg and begs for table scraps
05-22-1998: A VH-1 parody special, "Behind the Music," features Paul Shaffer's rise and fall and rise again, with testimonials from Kris Kristofferson, Eddie Vedder, Sting, Erik Estrada, Lou Reed, and WCBS-TV's local news anchor Dana Tyler.
05-22-1998: CBS Mailbag: (1) Alan Kalter is arrested--did he rob Paul? (2) Paul doesn't like "Bulworth", and says so; Warren Beatty visits him and pounds his head in. (3) Jerry Springer: "Does David Letterman Look More Like a Duck or a Squirrel?" (4) Navy guys out on the street spell out the writer's name ("RON"). Later in the show, they spell out "RIBS" for the Top Ten List (see above) and "BYE" at the end.
05-22-1998: Guest Hank Azaria is the voice of Moe, Apu, and Wiggum (and others?) on the Simpsons.
05-22-1998: Top Ten Ways to Make a Barbecue More Exciting - 9. Hot briquette + dad's shorts = hilarious dancing dad!
05-22-2000: Campaign 2000, with Maria Pope, sponsored by kitties ("I Own Seven"). Maria was ill, and slept from 6 pm Saturday to 3 pm Sunday. Sponsor: Crystal Clear Party Ice ("Don't Feel Like a Loser").
05-22-2000: Fake ad for Hillary Clinton; she's quite confident now that Giuliani dropped out. Also, "Why They'd Make a Good New York Senator" bit. Later, Top Ten Features of the NRA Restaurant.
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