05-21-1984: Stupid Pet Tricks include a parrot who plays dead, a dog dressed as Michael Jackson, another parrot who opens candy, and a cat who rides on a dog's back.
05-21-1986: Before each segment throughout the show, Morgan Brittany from "Dallas" and Jack Coleman from "Dynasty" offer color commentary. Meanwhile, Chris Elliotts performs "Hands to the Moon."
05-21-1987: On the last night in Las Vegas, Dave is given a tour of the Hoover Dam.
05-21-1991: Dave riffles as Barbara Gaines points in another installment of "How's the Weather": Their first call to Butte, Montana, doesn't quite go as planned as the intended receiver has died; the second call to New Mexico is busy, and the third call to North Dakota is greeted with an answering machine.
05-21-1991: Top Ten Research Projects at Clown College - 5. Can a cream pie's cholesterol be absorbed through the facial skin?
05-21-1992: Top Ten Things Dan Quayle Does Like About TV - 5. Letterman show provides positive role model for Indiana dimwits.
05-21-1993: Dave throws grapes to the audience, then opens a hatch by his desk and throws two down, caught floors below in the mouths of Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric on the Today Show set.
05-21-1996: Because it's really hot (not really), there's fake snow inside, and pedestrians get showered with water.
05-21-1996: Guest John Goodman sings a show tune.
05-21-1996: It's time for another round of "May We Turn Your Pants into Shorts"?
05-21-1996: Live via satellite in San Francisco, Manny the Hippie offers a conflicting review of "Twister": "Diggity Schwag."
05-21-1996: Top Ten Ways to Beat the Heat in New York City - 3. Participate in lame talk-show skit, "May We Turn Your Pants Into Shorts?"
05-21-1997: Another installment of Biff Henderson's "What They Would Have Had for Lunch If They Were Alive Today": Dean Martin? Macaroni and Cheese.
05-21-1997: Dave's Video Collection.
05-21-1997: Inky does the mambo.
05-21-1997: Top Ten Surprises in the "Jurassic Park" Sequel - 3. Hilarious scene where Fred Flintstone uses one of the dinosaurs as a lawnmower.
05-21-1998: Dave invites a hairdresser onstage to cut his hair. He then gives her $20 plus a $1,000 tip.
05-21-1998: Guests Ted Danson ("Grateful Nation"), Mae Whitman ("Hope Floats"), and The Flatlanders.
05-21-1998: Know Your Current Events: (1) Jeanette from Philly is a hairdresser (see above); (2) Mike from the Navy (U.S.S. John F. Kennedy)--it's Fleet Week this week.
05-21-1998: Top Ten Things Overheard At "The Horse Whisperer" - 8. I've seen movies with horses, I've seen movies with whispering, but I've never seen movies with both horses and whispering.
05-21-1999: Boston Mayor Thomas Menino brings in the Top Ten List (home office: Quincy, MA): Things You Don't Want To Hear from a Fenway Park Hot Dog Vendor, read on tape by an actual vendor.
05-21-1999: The entire audience is from Boston. Boston skyline on set, "Memorable Moments in Boston Red Sox History" bit, Boston Quiz, etc. Also, audience members (an a capella group) from Tufts sing "Signed, Sealed, Delivered".
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