02-02-1982: Dave selects an audience member, Sally, to operate one of the show's cameras. Later, in the first installment of "Limited Perspecitve, Dentist Norman Hoffman reviews "Reds."
02-02-1983: Dave's Talent Search: Dave selects an audience member to co-star with Vincent Price in "Love Affair."
02-02-1984: Dog Sled Races: Dave and Paul compete on dog sleds in the hallway, as Bob Costas contributes the play-by-play. At the end of the race, one of the dogs pees on the hallway carpet.
02-02-1988: Cold Open: Dave and a workman check out Dave's refurnished office. Suddenly, Biff wakes Dave up; the office hasn't even been touched.
02-02-1988: Top Ten Excuses by the Denver Broncos - 6. Show-off John Elway called plays in French.
02-02-1989: It's Late Night's Seventh Anniversary Special, featuring the Enterprise Blimp over the Orange Bowl that flashes "Dave" and "Bite Me."
02-02-1990: Dave visits the New York City plant and flower district but gets bored quickly. So he heads over to the Elite Modeling Agency and picks up a carload of models for a fun-filled afternoon remote.
02-02-1990: Top Eleven Rejected Life-Savers Flavors - 11. Disembowelmint.
02-02-1993: Top Ten Other New White House Rules - 2. If the Oval Office is rockin', don't bother knockin'. 3. Everyone must agree with President when he says, "South Dakoty is north of North Dakoty, ain't it?"
02-02-1994: Top Ten Ways To Mispronounce Jeff Gillooly - 6. Gilly Ooly Ooly Gilly Goo.
02-02-1995: Top Ten Hot Dog Vendor Pickup Lines [presented by actual New York City hot dog vendors] - 1. "Kiss me and the dog is free."
02-02-1996: Dave talks to engaged couples; he gives them advice on love.
02-02-1996: Guests Cybill Shepherd (two-time Golden Globe winner), Al Franken (promoting "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations"), and Sati Achath (see above). Also, Billy Preston sits in with the band.
02-02-1996: Hand Shadow Master Sati Achath creates almost life-like hand-renditions of Dave and Paul.
02-02-1996: Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having An Affair By Computer - 4. Lipstick on the mouse.
02-02-1998: "Mike Campbell" sits in for Felicia, who is allegedly in Japan for the Olympics.
02-02-1998: Dave and the staff figure out that today marks his 2,762nd show on late night television. They break it down to 1810 shows from 2/1/82 to 6/25/93 and 952 shows from August 1993 on (although this is Late Show #949). The 90 morning shows from 6/23/80 to 10/24/80 don't count.
02-02-1998: New scandal name: Monica Lewinsky White House Sex Scandal Gate. Also, Tom Arnold is a guest, and Jake Johannsen does stand-up.
02-02-1998: Top Ten Other Accusations Against the President - 7. Fathered three of the seven McCaughey septuplets.
02-02-1999: "Who Asked For It?" bit: (1) Potential Oscar hosts; (2) A guy uses a blue card to remove gum from his shoe; (3) "Jerry the Groundhog" appears.
02-02-1999: Tom Arnold is a guest, and David Brenner does stand-up. Felicia is out for the second year in a row; Nile Rogers fills in. Also, Paul's dad is apparently in the green room. Also, Top Ten Things Overheard Outside "She's All That".
02-02-2000: Late Show 2000, Comedy Under Siege*: rerun with guests John Travolta, John Sayles, and The Presidents of the United States of America.
02-02-2000: This rerun is better known for the taped remote--Dave works at Taco Bell.
02-02-2001: Alan Kalter talks about how next week on Good Morning America they're showing a live childbirth. He proposes showing a live conception, starring Big Red.
02-02-2001: CBS Mailbag Letter #1: Sally Jackson of Gloucester, MA, writes: "I'm 38 years younger than you and we've never met, but will you marry me?" Dave recalls visiting her--is she 15, or was the writer older (Jude Brennan) and under the impression that Dave is ancient?
02-02-2001: Dave's desk story: He was in a restaurant, and there was a couple near him. The guy says, "Is there any more wheat bread?" Paul does his own version of this story, in which the guy was GWB. Also, Dave says he's tired of his desk; he says that maple is lame.
02-02-2001: Top Ten Things Overheard at the Puff Daddy Trial - 5. "Mr. Combs is also charged with 20 counts of rhyming 'ladies' with 'Mercedes'."
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