02-26-1985: After a paint-removing demonstration with Rocky Dellutri, guest Bryant Gumbel spray-paints "6A" on Dave's desk. So Dave retaliates by spray-painting socks on Bryant's bare ankles. Later, during a hand-puppet demonstration with a skylamp outside, Dave gives a giant hand-shadow finger on the Exxon building.
02-26-1986: Who Asked For It? includes "Pat Kennedy" (Late Night staffer Mary Connelly, now Executive Producer of "Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn") asking for another Super-Slo-Motion demonstration. A giant windblower is set up on stage, and Paul and Dave throw pies and eggs at it. Despite the plastic coverings protecting most of the set, Paul is splattered with pie/egg residue, realizing afterwards that he should have been behind -- not in front of -- the fan.
02-26-1987: A classic Stupid Human Trick: Scott Vassil stops a running fan with his tongue. KIDS...don't try this at home!
02-26-1988: Top Ten Problems of Anthony Kennedy Being the New Guy on the Supreme Court - 7. Sandra Day O'Connor calling your legal opinions "cute."
02-26-1990: Paul guests on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."
02-26-1991: Top Ten Iraqi Excuses - 10. Heard there was a big prize for one millionth Iraqi who surrendered.
02-26-1992: Top Ten Signs You've Hired a Bad Campaign Manager - 4. Under "past employment" on his resume you see the word "Dukakis."
02-26-1993: Top Ten Signs Your Doctor Is Trying To Kill You - 6. Just as you're going under you hear him say, "Say hi to Lyndon Johnson for me."
02-26-1996: Fake clips of Liz Taylor on CBS shows. Also, the Top Ten list (see above) is read by "Liz Taylor" (Calvert).
02-26-1996: On the street, people are asked about what they're looking for in a candidate. (Biff, Rupert, and the foul-mouthed lady appear.)
02-26-1996: Paul sings about his weekend with help from the cast of "Beauty & the Beast."
02-26-1996: Top Ten Rejected Names For Liz Taylor's New Perfume - 8. Husband #5.
02-26-1997: "Local Commercials" bit.
02-26-1997: Junior Brown (guitar) sits in with the band.
02-26-1997: Live Remote: Leonard Tepper is live at Madison Square Garden, annoying participants at this year's Grammy Awards, because Sparky Mortimer was already busy annoying other people.
02-26-1997: Top Ten Good Things About Having a Clone - 2. Your clone can do your jail time while you continue on as First Lady of the United States.
02-26-1998: Bob Borden appears in the theater, and we see video of last night's Grammys.
02-26-1998: Know Your Current Events contestants: an AT&T operator from PA and a travel agent from NJ. Dave offers to let a couple get married on his show.
02-26-1998: Top Ten Ways To Make New York a Nicer Place to Live - 2. Hookers who "just want to cuddle."
02-26-1999: CBS Mailbag: (1) "Biff Henderson's Capitol Round-Up" was done without Biff going to DC; (2) fake clip of Dave at the Grammys (this year and previous ones); (3) Has Dave ever been in jail? CBS. (4) Head carpenter Harold Larkin tries Head & Shoulders with disastrous results.
02-26-1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "combustible". Also, Top Ten Most Frequently Removed Tattoos.
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