02-12-1985: New Gift Items include the Liz Taylor's Ex-Husbands vs. Warren Beatty's Ex-Girlfriends Chess Set, the Harry Truman Incorrect Date Calendar, and the See & Say Farm Movie Wheel.
02-12-1986: Live Remote: Larry "Bud" is in front of the Soviet Mission in Manhattan, accompanied by staffer Bridget Jackson inside a booth entitled "C'mon and Defect!"
02-12-1988: Chris Elliott is Marlon Brandon as he hosts "Friday Night Videos."
02-12-1991: Dave calls Meg Parsont across the street at Simon and Schuster and has Billy Dee Williams deliver her valentine gifts: cologne, flowers, and malt liquor.
02-12-1991: Top Ten Other Nicknames for Lincoln - 10. The Abe-o-litionist. 9. Vanilla Abe 8. Town Car 7. Mr. Five Dollar Bill 6. Grand champion, 4 years running, White House slam dunk contest 5. The Fonz 4. Mary Todd's Old Man (hippies only) 3. Little Debbie 2. The Illinois Babe Magnet 1. Aaaaaaaaaaabe
02-12-1993: Bill Murray spots a depressed audience member (LN writer Jon Beckerman, now co-creator, co-Executive Producer and frequent Writer of the hit television series "Ed"), takes him outside for fresh air, buys him chocoloate, and subjects him to "tough love" intervention with The Rev. Al Sharpton.
02-12-1993: Top Ten Signs that Your Hijacker Is Dumb - 5. Asks male flight attendant, "So, do you have a lot of girlfriends?"
02-12-1996: After being introduced, Chris Farley enters from the back of the theater, grabs future head writer Rodney Rothman, puts him over his shoulder, carries him outside, and throws him into a dumpster.
02-12-1996: From the audience, Alec Baldwin sends Dave a drink. Also, Top Ten Things Overheard at the NBA All-Star Game.
02-12-1996: Guests Joseph and Mary Graziano (ages 99 and 89, respectively) are celebrating their 74th anniversary.
02-12-1996: Tonights presentation of the Quiz Machine includes stars, stripes, and fireworks.
02-12-1997: All night long, Oscar-nominated-movie scenes are acted out (starting with "The English Patient") by Pat, Kenny, and Biff.
02-12-1997: Guests Richard Harris, Siskel and Ebert, and The Far East Circus. David Sanborn sits in with the band. Also, "Valentine's Day Cards" bit.
02-12-1997: Top Ten Ways Celebrities Can Raise $33.5 Million Dollars - 2. Cast of "Bring in 'Da Noise, Bring in 'Da Funk" -- Bring in less funk, causing funk shortage; when worldwide funk prices soar, bring in funk again, thereby making a killing on the open market
02-12-1998: "Dave's Tour of Tokyo" bit.
02-12-1998: Guests Adam Sandler, Jack Hanna, and Dave's mom.
02-12-1998: Top Ten Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines (read by NHL players) - 7. I'm Stanley. Would you like to see my cup? - Mike Richter, New York Rangers
02-12-1998: While playing Know Your Current Events, a soon-to-be unemployed stewardess for United Airlines tells Dave, "Passengers are our worst enemy."
02-12-1999: CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave's high school teacher Mrs. Walker appears; (2) after the lockout, NBA announcers are rusty; (3) Dave's new shampoo; (4) Late Show Political Expert Gerard Mulligan appears.
02-12-1999: Dave's new sign-off line is "Keep a light coat of oil on it".
02-12-1999: Guests Richard Simmons, Sarah O'Hare, and Ondar (a throat singer).
02-12-1999: Top Ten Valentine's Day Plans for This Guy (a guy in the audience?).
02-12-2001: DejaNews posting service crashes and burns.
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