02-14-1983: Head carpenter Tommy Casabona drills a hole in Dave's desk in order to install a new microphone. Dave: "We're gonna bore a hole in the desk and probably the rest of America. It's a little like 'Winds of War,' only longer."
02-14-1985: Dave wears the Suit of Sponges; after being dipped into 25 gallons of water, his weight increases from 190 to over 500 pounds.
02-14-1985: Suit of Sponges
02-14-1989: Top Ten Things Dave Loves - 8. Highway patrolmen who respect a celebrity's god-given right to exceed the speed limit by 15 to 20 mph.
02-14-1990: Cold Open: Another edition of Barbara Sheehan's Fight Corner, with Buster Douglas, who beat Mike Tyson in Japan four days earlier.
02-14-1990: Top Ten Dog Thoughts - 7. I still miss Lorne Greene.
02-14-1991: Mary Connelly and Dave compete in a football-in-trashcan contest (later called the Quarterback Challenge), Mary in his office, Dave in the studio, aiming for a trashcan by Paul's organ. By the end of the show, Dave wins $70.
02-14-1991: Top Ten Signs You're in Love with Secretary of Transportation Samuel K. Skinner - 7. In your new wallet, where it says, "In case of emergency please notify," you've filled in "Samuel K. Skinner."
02-14-1992: Viewer Mail: Asked who might replace Larry Bud, auditions are held, and tryouts include Michael J. Fox, Sybill Shepherd, Kevin Kline, Carol Burnett, Chevy Chase, Richard Simmons, and Calvert DeForest.
02-14-1994: Dave's mom interviews Hillary Clinton in Lillehammer, Norway, asking her to fix any future speeding tickets Dave might get in Connecticut.
02-14-1994: Top Ten Fabio Pick-Up Lines (presented by Fabio) - 8. Wanna help me choose a last name?
02-14-1995: Valentine's Day Cards includes: "$5 the First Minute," "Technically Still Woman?" and "Get Off! You're Crushing Me!"
02-14-1996: Dave asks Mary Tyler Moore to marry him, but she says "no".
02-14-1996: Elle MacPherson is apparently in the audience; she throws Dave some candy.
02-14-1996: Guests Siskel & Ebert: Dave guesses their combined weight to be 460 but it's 490.
02-14-1996: Staffers discuss their Valentine's Day plans. Calvert plays Cupid and sings.
02-14-1996: Top Ten Signs You're Dating A Loser - 9. You go for a moonlit walk on the beach, and he's using a metal detector.
02-14-1997: As usual, Dave cheats during his competition with the "World Grocery Bagging champion"; this year's champ is Allan Weimerskirch.
02-14-1997: CBS Mailbag: (1) Naked satellite photos of the Baywatch Babes? (2) "Morale Boosters", presented by your Federal Government, bashes Canada; (3) Dave calls "Mrs. Paul's Erotic Fantasy Line"; (4) Dave conjures up an image of Marv Albert--this is apparently his 95th time on the show.
02-14-1997: For Valentine's Day, Paul gives Dave "Mr. Straight's Man-to-Man Non-Gay Chocolate Assortment for Heterosexuals".
02-14-1997: Marv Albert is credited with six separate appearances tonight, thus raising his total on the show to 100. Don't believe this number for a second.
02-14-1997: Top Ten Valentine's Day Movies Playing in Times Square - 1. Star Whores.
02-14-2000: Late Show 2000 - Comedy Under Siege*: Late Show Backstage #6 is hosted by Paul again.
02-14-2000: Late Show Backstage guests Drew Barrymore and Ray Romano.
02-14-2002: Happy Damn Valentine's Day. :)
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