04-07-1980: Dave guest-hosts The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
04-07-1982: Dave invites audience member Rick Buckner to report on the NBC Commissary.
04-07-1986: In honor of the opening of the baseball season, Dave retrieves baseball great Hank Aaron from Room 64 to toss out the first joke.
04-07-1989: Top Ten Reasons PBS Is Letting Bob Vila Go - 2. Always sneaking off into dark rooms with a tape measure.
04-07-1992: Biff interrupts Dave's Opening Remarks, asks him for $100, then leaves the studio and hands it over to Jerry Brown. Dave calls Meg Parsont across the street at Simon & Schuster and arranges for a hawk to fly from the NBC window to Meg's. Instead, it flies away, last seen "heading up 6th Avenue."
04-07-1992: Top Ten Signs Your Team Has No Chance of Winning the Pennant - 8. Shirtless drunken fan who jumped onto field now playing shortstop.
04-07-1993: Top Ten Things Aeroflot Can Do To Improve Its Image - 5. Stewardesses with necks. 1. More aero, less flot.
04-07-1994: Top Ten Ways To Annoy An I.R.S. Agent - 3. Whenever he disallows a deduction, say "Oh, Mr. Gotti isn't going to like that..."
04-07-1995: Top Ten Signs Judge Ito Has Lost Control Of The Courtroom - 5. On Friday, to lighten the mood, court personnel encouraged to show up dressed as their favorite Star Trek character.
04-07-1997: A film shows us "Things Dave Wants To Do Before Turning 50"--not bad! These include going to Italy and kissing Dan Rather.
04-07-1997: Dave has a new way of combing his hair. Also, Top Ten Revelations in the Heaven's Gate Diaries.
04-07-1997: Zusha, the world's only performing hippo, makes a rare appearance on network television.
04-07-1998: Circus Quiz.
04-07-1998: Clint Black sits in with the band.
04-07-1998: Clip of the Late Show Spring Picnic.
04-07-1998: Clip of the Teletubbies and their "evil" message.
04-07-1998: Top Ten Side Effects of the New Impotence Drug - 7. You like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
04-07-1999: All night long, Dave has kids (who are learning to drive) practice parallel parking: (1) Paul from New Jersey fails in two tries; (2) Tim from NJ, then Paul again, then (3) Danielle fails, too. In the last segment, Dave gives it a shot and ends up on the curb.
04-07-1999: Guests: Lennox Lewis is well-spoken; Dr. Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones are the first balloonists to circumnavigate the globe. Also, Top Ten David Letterman Tax Exemptions (closing music: "Taxman").
04-07-2000: All night long, "that guy from that movie" sits in with the band and doesn't play an instrument.
04-07-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope: Greg Norman's tip-in is covered; then, Maria tells a story about a cabbie meowing and barking. Sponsors are Bypass Surgery, the Census, and Keady.
04-07-2000: CBS Mailbag: (1) Biff answers the Census questions on the air; (2) Alan endorses and wears Pampers; (3) Inky is in Cuba and is Castro's son? (4) Fake ad for Folger's Decaf.
04-07-2000: Guest Jon Stewart gives Dave a human heart (apparently Tony Randall's).
04-07-2000: In "Staffer, Not a Staffer", Dave guesses "not a staffer", but it's videotape editor Andrew Evangelista.
04-07-2000: Top Ten Signs Tiger Woods Is Overconfident.
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