04-13-1982: In a Cold Open: Dave teaches Jerry Garcia how to play "Proud Mary" on the guitar.
04-13-1989: Soviet translator Ina Ghobachev welcomes Eastern Siberian students and teachers who are in the studio audience. Hal Gurnee's Network Time Killer offers a symbolic tableau of the moment: an Eagle and Bear hug. Later on the show, both animals are seen spray-painting a red star and hammer/sickle on Tom Brokaw's door.
04-13-1990: Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is a Loser - 6. Turned down for date by Cher. 4. Pesters Eddie Albert at "Green Acres" conventions.
04-13-1993: Top Ten Horrifying Secrets of Barney the Dinosaur - 7. Bitterly refers to "E.T." as "the luckiest damn space monkey in Hollywood."
04-13-1995: The day before, the audience chose as New York City's slogan "We Can Kick Your City's Ass," and Mayor Rudy Giuliani dutifully read it live on the Times Square Jumbotron. Tonight, the New York Daily News, having headlined their paper with the slogan, distributes a miniature button commemorating the headline.
04-13-1995: Top Ten Ways CBS Can Raise Money - 2. For 25 cents a swing, public can take a sledgehammer to the primetime lineup.
04-13-1999: "Charts and Graphs" bit.
04-13-1999: "Lagniappe" (a small gift) is defined for us.
04-13-1999: Guest Kevin Spacey rides in on a scooter.
04-13-1999: Kathie Lee Gifford sings a breathy "Happy Birthday".
04-13-1999: Tonight's Secret Word is "hegemony" for $1100, then raised to $2200.
04-13-1999: Top Ten Things Overheard at Hugh Hefner's Birthday.
04-13-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope: it's "Bald Audience Member of the Week". Same old sponsors. Later, Dave and Paul discuss scrapping Campaign 2000.
04-13-2000: Guests Matthew McConaughey, Kelly Monteith, and Willie Nelson.
04-13-2000: Know Your Current Events player Gail Moore (a Southwest flight attendant from Dallas, TX) chooses Know Your Cartoon Characters Drawn By Al Roker. Later, Dave gets tickets to "Jesus Christ, Superstar" for both KYCE players.
04-13-2000: Top Ten Ways the NYPD Can Improve Its Image (closing music "Don't Stand So Close To me").
04-13-2002: Happy 25th to Foxy, 32nd to Coggy, and 29th to Zoe. (Where's my dinner?!)
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