04-11-1985: Stupid Pet Tricks: a dog breakdances, a bird opens its cage, and a Chihuahua performs rug aquatics.
04-11-1989: Ramones drummer Marky Ramone does a more credible job than the Bangles' Debbi Peterson playing a drumroll during tonight's Top Ten list: Top Ten New York Yankees Excuses - 7. Manager's pep talk on intestinal viruses a real downer.
04-11-1990: Dave can't find the Top Ten List, so he searches and finds it under his desk, cuts his thumb, and calls for the NBC nurse. The list -- Top Ten Unsuccessful Lambada Movies - 5. Zorro Acts Swishy. 4. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Lambadinator
04-11-1991: Hal opens up the Late Night Sun Roof, and Pterodactyls fly by.
04-11-1991: Top Ten Post-Mission Maintenance Chores on the Space Shuttle - 3. Scrape off strange pulsing pod-like thing that attached self to wing. Toss in trash. Forget about it.
04-11-1993: Top Ten Horrifying Secrets of Barney the Dinosaur - 7. Bitterly refers to "E.T." as "the luckiest damn space monkey in Hollywood."
04-11-1995: Top Ten Things New Yorkers Like About Spring - 3. "Hello warm weather, goodbye pants!"
04-11-1996: "Weird Guy in an Elevator" bit.
04-11-1996: CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave's weight loss video: "Stop Eating"; (2) Dave Letterman doll; (3) Dave with his "former Mary Kay co-workers"; (4) "Cody Gifford" appears.
04-11-1996: The Wahoo vs. Grand Rapids Home Office Competition continues: Added to Wahoo's tank is a pizza pie, a T-shirt, and a birdhouse; to Grand Rapid's is a garment bag. Judges should have stopped this contest two days ago, but the thought of getting more free stuff keeps the contest alive.
04-11-1996: Top Ten Things Found in the Unabomber's Cabin - 2. Wacky sign on door: "If this cabin's tickin', better run like the Dickens."
04-11-1997: "Babes Wacky" rookie baseball card, or something.
04-11-1997: All night long: Magnus Wermagurson, the World's Strongest Man, lifts 350 pounds of cheese, 400 pounds of lobster tanks, 500 pounds of Bud Lite, and 350 pounds of local merchants Sirajul and Mujibur.
04-11-1997: CBS Mailbag: (1) Somehow, Dave is in the audience and wins $10K; (2) Late Show Budget pie chart; (3) audience blooper tape (lame); (4) opera singer Marilyn Horne sings about Dave's bad sex life.
04-11-1997: Dave is played over to the desk with "Happy Birthday To You".
04-11-1997: Guests: Kelsey Grammer shows his flat feet and has a clip of him kissing Dennis Rodman; Jake Johannsen does some good stand-up; Tracy Chapman sings "Get Up, Stand Up" well; and the World's Only Performing Dog (Zushi) just runs off.
04-11-1997: Top Ten Ways, I, David Letterman, Will Be Celebrating My 50th Birthday - 4. Enjoy topless dance on my desk from Drew Carey.
04-11-2000: A delivery guy interrupts a live TV drama "Fail Safe"?
04-11-2000: Campaign 2000, starring Maria Pope. Rob Burnett calls in on the phone. Sponsors are Heart Surgery, the Census, Gene Keady, and Richard Simmons ("he's greased up and ready to go").
04-11-2000: Marissa and Rachel at Joe G's play "Beat the Clock" and don't win.
04-11-2000: Top Ten Signs President Clinton Is Bored.
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