01-11-1983: Limited Perspective: Paul Shindell and Carmine Fioccola, insulators and roofing contractors, review "The Verdict." Also, Levon Helm finally makes it on the show and after his interview sits in with the band.
01-11-1984: Live Remote: Larry "Bud" greets tourists at the Empire State Building.
01-11-1985: Dave guests on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.
01-11-1989: Chris Elliott offers a sumo wrestling outfit to Dave, who refuses to put it on, so Chris leaves the set and is heard singing "At Seventeen" backstage.
01-11-1990: A new catch phrase is selected by the audience. Choices include "Oh, no, we've got squirrels!" "I lost my dolly -- down the crapper!" "Sorry, pal, that ain't strudel"; "Who do you think you are, Bjorn Nittmo?" (read by the NY Giants field-goal kicker, Bjorn Nittmo), and "Now, what would Hitler do in a situation like this?" The audience selects Nittmo.
01-11-1991: Morty retrieves Marlo Thomas from Live-at-Five to do a spit-take on the Late Night set. Later, Dave begins another installment of "Those Funny, Funny Maplethorpe Photos" but stops and leaves the studio to free Larry "Bud" from the downstairs freezer.
01-11-1991: Top Ten Good Things About Being in Iraq Right Now - 5. At least everyone has stopped talking about that damn "Twin Peaks" show.
01-11-1994: Dallas Cowboy Quarterback Troy Aikman throws footballs at passing taxis on 53rd St., finally clearing one through the window.
01-11-1995: Top Ten Dan Quayle Presidential Campaign Slogans - 5. Quayle: The other white meat.
01-11-1996: A CBS Mailbag letter writer asks if Dave surfs the net. Dave is seen at his computer with cyber-waffles popping out of his disk drive.
01-11-1996: CBS Mailbag: 1) The commercials are Dave's favorite part of the show? (2) above; (3) fake movie clip: a monkey washing a cat (a classic!); (4) Marv Albert's *Late Show* Sports Follies.
01-11-1996: Norm MacDonald and Brian Regan are both bumped from the show. Also, Tony Randall found the "real killer": Calvert.
01-11-1996: Top Ten Good Things About Shoveling Snow (assisted by NY snow shovelers) - 1. Frankly, chicks dig guys with big shovels.
01-11-1999: Dave rants about Martha Stewart (lamp shade made out of string).
01-11-1999: Paul's Millennium Fact: agents and managers will rule the world.
01-11-1999: Sitting in with the band (on sax), the guy who was the "T" in "J-E-T-S".
01-11-1999: Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear in a Huddle. Also, "New Books" bit.
01-11-2000: "May We See Your Photos (Slides) Please?"--a middle-aged guy (who's an artist?) shows photos of his daughter and her "wearable art" hats.
01-11-2000: 11-year-old guest Shawn Presser saved his dad after a hiking accident.
01-11-2000: Campaign 2000: Hillary agreed to do the show!
01-11-2000: Top Ten Donald Trump Tips for a Healthy, Loving Relationship.
01-11-2001: Clinton Classic Joke is about Lewinsky's new book going up (from #10 to #5 on the best seller list). Right after the joke, an old, bald guy with glasses wanders out, instead of Calvert.
01-11-2001: Clips, real and fake: GWB pretending to help movers; Clinton on "Temptation Island"; Dave's family is in the theater (or is it Joe Lieberman's?); Jason Sehorn on the show last night winking (at Dave?); "Les Moonves" with a message about Survivor 2, which ends with "and now let's enjoy the second half of JAG".
01-11-2001: Dave has NY Giants kicker Brad Daluiso on the phone; all night long we hear him kick field goals. The first one is 30 yards. The second one is 40 yards from the left hash. We get a slow mo *audio* replay of one of the kicks.
01-11-2001: Dave's friends on the staff bought him a "Napster"--a small machine with lots of music on it.
01-11-2001: Guests: Bob Sarlatte picks Oakland (wrong) and the NY Giants (right) for the Super Bowl. Dave mentions the Ravens (right). Daluiso tries a 50 yard FG from the right hash and Sarlatte attempts to call it, but talks over the contact. Kim Catrell says that when she moved to NY, a friend claimed he was going to set her up on a date with Dave Letterman!
01-11-2001: Top Ten Signs No One on "Temptation Island" Is Attracted To You - 2. You can't even get blown by a tropical storm.
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