01-16-1990: Cold Open: Another episode of Barbara Sheehan's Fight Corner, tonight with George Foreman (the day after he beat Jerry Cooney).
01-16-1991: Tonight's show is never broadcast due to the start of the Gulf War. Guests are Art Donovan, Lee Marek, and an inebriated John Hurt, who comes onto the set wearing three sets of glasses on his face. Also not seen is the last episode of the Peace Through Dramatization Players: "Zip Code to Glory." Later, after the show, The World's Most Dangerous Band once again serves as the house band for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies.
01-16-1992: Stagehand Theater: Al Maher and Joe Gorta act out a scene from "JFK." It's nothing like "Pat Farmer and Kenny Sheehan Read Oprah Transcripts."
01-16-1995: Top Ten Announcements That Will Make New Yorkers Go Nuts - 6. Letterman's splitting his paycheck with us!
01-16-1997: Guests Tom Selleck (who talks about his avocado ranch and wears a fake moustache, as do Dave, Paul and Donovan), Art Donovan (who incorrectly predicts that the Patriots will win the Super Bowl), and Babyface (who has a record 12 Grammy nominations).
01-16-1997: Know Your Current Events Player #1 is a 16-year-old girl from Cleveland (Garfield Heights High). Also, a new "video": "Paul Shaffer's Late Show Made Easy".
01-16-1997: Top Ten Dennis Rodman Excuses - 3. Promised little boy in hospital he'd kick a guy in the groin for him.
01-16-1998: CBS Mailbag: (1) Dave has a fight--Biff's late for dinner; (2) Dave works the weather "clicker"; (3) Mjork and Minde: Dave is on the Swedish version of "Mork and Mindy"? (4) A guy "proposes" to his girlfriend on the show.
01-16-1998: Top Ten Ways the Tobacco Industry is Marketing to Teens.
01-16-2000: "Les Moonves" with a message about Superbowl 35 and Survivor 2 that starts with "thanks Jay" and ends with "and now back to the Tonight Show." Also, Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Is Preparing for the Presidency - 10. Drafting legislation to make 2001 "Take Your Father To Work Year".
01-16-2000: Clinton Classic Joke is about Lewinsky's putting on a bib before eating a lobster dinner at a seafood restaurant.
01-16-2000: Dave tells a story: Martha Stewart was married to a guy for years before he left her for a younger woman, and Martha ended up living in a hollow tree, penniless. Now she's worth over a billion damn dollars.
01-16-2000: Dave's gonna start his own magazine called "Dave", with tips on how to live your life just like him. Later, we get to see the first issue of Dave's magazine. Dave's gonna start his own book club, too.
01-16-2000: Guests: Sean Penn calls Oliver Stone "a pig"; Lauren Kessler promotes "The Happy Bottom Riding Club", a book about aviator Pancho Barnes; Peter Frampton sits in with the band.
01-16-2000: How Many Guys in Giants Uniforms Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop? At the Ferrara Cafe, all 6 get in; then they are out of Giants uniforms, so they're followed by a bear suit guy, a clown, 3 monkeys, Superman, Dracula, a dog, Ronald McDonald, Moses, a cat, a tooth, a cowboy, etc. All get in with no problem.
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