01-19-1988: Before Dave begins his "Lumberjack Finds," he parodies Jimmy the Greek's racist comment made over the weekend by claiming the superiority of Canadian musicians. The show is suddenly halted, and NBC's CEO "Robert Wright" apologies to the viewing audience. Dave is immediately fired from NBC Sports, the Today Show, the NBC Nightly News, and all TV comedies.
01-19-1988: Campbell's Top Ten Least Popular Soups - 3. Bryant Gumbo.
01-19-1989: Top Ten Things Overheard at the Music Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony - 6. "David Crosby wants to know if you're gonna finish your dessert."
01-19-1990: Simon the Singing Chicken doesn't sing "Blueberry Hill." Top Ten Marion Barry Excuses - 9. Used drugs to escape daily nightmare of having first name "Marion." 2. Drug dealers?! I thought they were prostitutes!
01-19-1993: Top Ten Things that Will Get You Kicked Out of the Inauguration - 8. Forgetting to ask Clinton if he'd like fries with that.
01-19-1994: The cast from "Cats" run into the Ed Sullivan Theater and takes a bow.
01-19-1994: Top Ten Signs It's Too Damn Cold - 7. It's actually nice when a guy rubs up against you on the subway.
01-19-1995: Items on Loan from the Smithsonian: Edison Edible Lightbulb, Steam-Powered Toaster, and a Hot Dog Bazooka.
01-19-1995: Top Ten Signs Your Legal Team Is Falling Apart - 6. The only motion they make involves their middle fingers.
01-19-2001: "Ad" for "Survivor II" includes Tim, the new naked fat guy.
01-19-2001: CBS Mailbag: (1) A drawing is held to see which lucky viewer will win a prize of all the Late Show's Bill Clinton jokes and other material on him--the winner is Bill Clinton; (2) Dave's best friend is apparently Carl Price, who appears in the studio and recalls what he and Dave did earlier in the week--Dave hired him to pretend to be Dave's friend during the CBS Mailbag; (3) apparently the Late Show does indeed participate in a program that allows employees to take naps, or is it just a gas leak? (4) Alan is offended by a question asking if he's a natural redhead, so he goes off and turns into the Hulk or something. After two of the letters, Dave calls for some standardization of the "recalling videotape" procedure--should he rub his chin every time?
01-19-2001: Clinton Classic Joke is about oral sex not really being sex. Right after the joke, two guys wander out; neither of them is Calvert.
01-19-2001: Dave calls Jim Fassel; they talk about Tiki Barber, Amani Toomer, Ron Dayne, and kickers Brad Daluiso and Brad Maynard.
01-19-2001: Dave mocks his mom for saying "Are you sure?" when he told her when the one-year anniversary of his heart surgery was (1/14).
01-19-2001: Two writers (the Stengels?) are next to Maria Pope on Dave's left in the usual place.
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