01-18-1990: Simon the Singing Iguana fails to sing "Blueberry Hill." Top Ten New AT&T Slogans - 3. Reach out and touch MCI.
01-18-1991: Tonight's Late Night is taped today but preempted for coverage of the third night of the Gulf War. It's seen in its entirety a week later.
01-18-1994: Top Ten Reasons Clinton is Glad to Be Back in the U.S. - 6. Good old American french fries! 3. Good old American french fries!
01-18-1995: Clams make their second consecutive appearance on the Late Show, as Dave tosses them to the audience during a Daniel Boulud cooking demonstration.
01-18-1995: Top Ten Chapter Titles in Newt Gingrich's Book - 5. "Nude" + "Cute" = "Newt."
01-18-2000: Late Show 2000: Comedy Under Siege continues, with a rerun featuring Kathie Lee Gifford.
01-18-2001: Clinton Classic Joke involves Lewinsky's planning to pay off her legal bills by getting herself a desk job. Right after the joke, some non-Calvert guy wanders out.
01-18-2001: Clips, real and fake: During the "Giants in the coffee shop" bit the other day, a guy runs by with a Christmas tree; Fox ad for "Temptation Island" with the guy saying "I wasn't prepared for this level of temptation"; Temptation Island clip reveals who the woman's date was: Bill Clinton; annoying Mazda "zoom" kid commercial; Dave's family is in the theater (or is it Joe Lieberman's?); Jason Sehorn on the show last week, winking (at Dave?).
01-18-2001: Dave calls Art upstairs, then talks to Steph and asks her to tape "Jackass" for him.
01-18-2001: Dave says that he's hopelessly addicted to carbohydrates and that they'll make your cholesterol high.
01-18-2001: George W. Bush's Big Word of the Night: (1) transportation, (2) conservation.
01-18-2001: New York City Chief of Police Bill DeLace's advice on snowstorms includes "begin looting local stores", "have a basement with plenty of hooch", etc.
01-18-2001: Paul misidentifies the Brooklyn Bridge (in the commercial bumper) as the George Washington Bridge.
01-18-2001: Top Ten Signs Hillary Is Not Taking Her Job Seriously - 9. Most of her ideas were on "The West Wing" the night before.
01-18-1989: Top Ten Least Popular Fairy Tales - 4. Scrappy, The Very Contagious Monkey.
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